This is inside the waistband of my new pants.

I’m not saying that it is wrong (clearly it is not) but this is not a brand coveted by nervous 16 year old girls.

What part of feminism or the modern world makes it appealing to have your waistband whisper compliments to you while you pee?

What part of waistband compliments add impact and meaning when someone looks you in the eye and says the same thing?

Show me a tie with “Ties are for closers” or “looking sharp today big guy” and I’ll be quiet, but that dumb shit doesn’t exist.